The Federation of Dornob Stonkton is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, cynical population of 228 million Dornob Stonktonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 23.9%.

The strong Dornob Stonktonian economy, worth 12.4 trillion Bonhams a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 54,190 Bonhams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The constant playing of Merry Birthday on Dornob Stonktonian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, most people learn to drive on crash courses, applications to enter seminaries spike right before the obligatory fasts, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dornob Stonkton's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dornob Stonkton is ranked 245,130^th in the world and 16^th in Cutie Pookies for Largest Populations, with 228 million capita.